iGod

Me:
do you love heroin?
God:
Yes sandra God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
should i shoot some heroin right now?
God:
At this moment Maybe, if the positives outweigh the negatives.

p.s. than i told god i'll feel safe and secure, happy due to the endorphin rush in my brain and he said that that makes sense. god, man, you aint helping much.